The SLOGAN meme!

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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?

"Every Brittney helps"
haha more like ugh i dont wanna get up but we'll go with that XD



2. What do you want other people to say about you?

"If you can't beat brittney, join her"

indeed...im the next hitler lmao



3. Someone asked you out, your answer is:

"The sweet you can't eat without brittney"

lol...um...that sounds dirty. a good rejection would suffice XD



4. How would you answer a booty call?

"Brittney, take me away."

lmao wow i am not that easy



5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?

"It takes a tough man to make a tender brittney."

wtf rofl lmfao...DENIED!!! lol



6. To someone you dislike?

"mild green liquid brittney"

um...no...just no



7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the urge to pee, how would you excuse yourself?

"the appliance of brittney"

haha im equipped



8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say:

"pride of the brittney for over a hundred years"

*dad flips out in mid sentence* lmao XD



9. You're failing a subject, you say:

"the non-sticky sticky brittney"

how contradicting O.O



10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?

"exceedingly good brittney"

haha i think she already knows that lol



11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her:

"If only everything in life was as reliable as brittney"

didn't seem to faze me lol



12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...

"Making brittney taste better"

im a tasty jerk



13. What are the best words to describe you?

"Come see the softer side of brittney"

yeah...im a big teddy bear



14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is:

"There's first love and there's brittney love"

nice ^_^ what will you choice...i rock admit it XD



15. Your last words before you die:

"Once you pop, you can't stop brittney."

oh wow............um...hope the parents aren't present XD lmao



16. Your message to a special someone:

"Big chocolate brittney"

lmao...oh jeez >.<



17. Title of this post will be:

"who would you have a brittney with"

im not having any brittneys lol